In this house, I believe…

I can find common ground with anyone, as long as they watch TV.

There’s a tenth circle of Hell and it’s the royalty free TikTok song library.

Hot Rod (2007) was ahead of its time.


I bring 10+ years of experience from both agency and in-house teams. Copy is my specialty, but Maggie Photoshop™ is available if your fantasy football team needs a logo.

Client History

FIAT, Chrysler, Peugeot Mexico, Ram Trucks, FCA/Stellantis, Welch’s, TJX HomeGoods, TJX HomeSense, Pop-Tarts, Rice Krispies Treats, Keebler, Wormtown Brewery, HP Hood, BAILEYS Coffee Creamers, Piehole Whiskey, Boston Calling, MilkWise, Sentient Jet, Lactaid, Simply Smart, YELP!